Is it worth it to play these cartoon sex games?
As you are probably aware, X MILF Simulator is not in the business of recommending places he hasn't visited, I'm about to enter the member's area of Cartoon Sex Games (a.k.a. Games Parody) to ascertain what's going on.
Some have dubbed me a visionary, while others have dubbed me the greatest porn game reviewer of all time – all I know is that when it comes to recommending quality adult websites, I'll go above and beyond to provide you with the information you need to make an informed choice. Therefore, let's check out this XXX game right now and see what's on offer!
What is the Gamer Access Hub?
After signing up, receiving my email, and logging in, I can finally tell you what this review is about – the actual destination is called Gamer Access Hub. Once inside, you'll find a selection of premium games, a few standard options, and a section dedicated to videos (more on that later).
Parody appears to be the primary selling point for Gamer Access Hub, as evidenced by the presence of titles such as Call of Duty, Game of Moans, XXX Charted, and The Fister. These 'premium' titles are parodies of existing television shows or video games, and they appear to have some pretty impressive graphics in comparison to many of the other adult games I've reviewed in recent months.
Orgies in Assassin's Seed
I figure the best place to begin is with Assassin's Seed, as Odyssey was only released a few weeks ago. When you click on the title, you'll have the option of playing the desktop, iOS, or Android versions; the desktop version appears to have significantly better graphics.
One aspect of Assassin's Seed that I really enjoyed is the fact that you can click on'story mode' and simply sit back and be entertained by a rendered story of crazy sex and erotic activities – no interaction required.
While the main game can be played entirely with your mouse, if you want a truly 'hands-free' experience, be sure to choose the story option. I've included a few screenshots for your convenience so you can see just how good the graphics are here: Isn't this the most beautiful game you've ever seen?
Thus, in addition to Assassin's Seed and the other premium games (I've written reviews for The Fister and XXX Charted, which you can read for more information), there are a few more standard options that you may find appealing. Pussycat Woman, Super Sperman, and Wheel of Fortune are just a few examples. I started with Pussycat Woman, which is built on the Unity Engine – which is pretty cool in my opinion.
The game is essentially a gem switcher, similar to Candy Crush, except that you are constantly surrounded by X-rated images of Cat Woman while you play. It's enjoyable, but the music is extremely grating – thank goodness there's an option to mute it! That is the first thing I did here, and I strongly advise you to follow suit. Anyway, here's a screenshot for your viewing pleasure. This is what you can anticipate while playing Pussycat Woman.
Now, at the bottom of the homepage, you'll find links to additional games – keep in mind that these are hosted off-site, which means you'll likely need to sign up for a third-party service to play them.
I wasn't a fan of this because it's essentially advertisements, but many of the games I saw down there I've reviewed previously (such as Narcos XXX and Cartoon Games), indicating that they know how to choose quality titles. Perhaps they even perused X MILF Simulator's list of the best games to get an idea of what to include!
Some additional pornographic videos are available for free.
I was pleasantly surprised to discover that Gamer Access Hub included a video section with full adult clips for you to enjoy – and it's all completely free. Now I understand what you're thinking: "Wow, that's cool." They have 100 videos, which will quickly become boring", but what if I told you that Gamer Access Hubs' video collection contains over 53,000 unique uploads?
It's also entirely true – with 1,682 archive pages containing 32 videos each, a little help from our calculator yields one monstrous figure that virtually guarantees you'll never run out of premium porn videos no matter how many you want to watch!
I should mention that you can also find pornstar profiles here, so if there is a particular model you enjoy watching take a cock or eat a pussy, simply navigate to the pornstars section and click on the starlets to access all of their videos on the site!
Alyssa Branch, Amy Reid, Eva Angelina, and Christy Mack are among the names featured here – quite a collection of naughty little numbers who live to fuck and suck dick all day. Additionally, you can use the search feature to discover various niches, babes, and activities: Gamer Access Hub has thought of everything!
My concluding remarks and observations
I enjoy what Gamer Access Hub has to offer and believe it's worth checking out, but I should probably emphasize that the majority of games available here are fairly hands-off. They're simply not that competitive or difficult: I understand that many guys enjoy a bit of a challenge, and so I believe it's critical to inform you that places like Nutaku probably offer a better bang for your buck.
That being said, if you prefer to relax and watch cinematic videos and stories unfold in front of you, Gamer Access Hub is a good place to find some XXX game goodness.
Given the added bonus of access to over 50,000 free videos, the addition of premium titles on a monthly basis, and the sheer quality of the graphics for many of the games available on this site,
I'm confident that a large number of my readers here at X MILF Simulator will enjoy what they discover inside Gamer Access Hub. If I'm being completely candid, it's not the greatest location, but nothing comes close in terms of graphics. Check this place out if you have the time – you won't be disappointed.
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